Monday, December 31, 2007
Nearly 2008
So what else will I remember 2007 for? Well the only other thing is work. I had a whole page here before I deleted it, about what I felt about work, but just in case (and I don't wanna get dooced until I have another job) I won't mention it - if you're really interested email me, but otherwise let's just say it's memorable for all the wrong reasons.
In summary then I hope 2008 will be better than 2007, I really do. Starting with my family getting well, and putting the Christmas cold / manflu season well and truly behind them.
I hope you all too (however many of you there are) also have a good 2008 and it is better than 2007 (even if 2007 was your bestest year ever, I hope 2008 will be even better for you). So until then....
Friday, December 28, 2007
Rats!
Not really surprised given the abandoned railway, and number of large gardens around.
Trying to block up his entrance points didn't work - he dug around them, so it looks like we will be trying traps and chemical warfare.
Monday, December 24, 2007
Christmas Eve
Ham and Turkey roasted and ready to carve. Merry Christmas
everyone.
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Sunday, December 23, 2007
Typical
So much for having leave over Christmas.
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Saturday, December 22, 2007
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Monday, December 17, 2007
Comic Revival
Friday, December 14, 2007
Something in the Garden is Feeding
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Sunday, December 09, 2007
It's Wet Out,
In between walks it's on with preparations for Christmas, getting the card list out, bringing it up to date, adding people who I now have an address for. Working out who we still have to buy presents for, and wrapping those we have already brought.
There seems like a 101 things to do before the day itself. As this is our first Christmas in the new home, we're entertaining on Christmas day. We invited 14 people at one stage. Thankfully 10 of them had plans so that means that there will be 4 humans and 1 dog here for Christmas dinner after which all 5 of us will probably join 70% of the population and go to sleep for the afternoon!
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Dog / Cat Diary
Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favourite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
5:00 pm – Had a bath . . . . bummer.
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.
Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released -and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now. . . . .
Sunday, December 02, 2007
Who Covered These Tracks?
Mr Shouty
The gig we went to on Sunday was excellent, one of the best we've been to for some time. Martyn Joseph was inspired. He played for well over two hours covering all of the new album and many of his back catalogue. The mix of vocals, acoustic guitar, wit and humour, along with some serious messages in subtext made for an amazing performance.
Friday, November 30, 2007
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Everything in Heaven
Everything in heaven comes apart
The tuning fork the afternoon
The anxious scowl of each baboon
Everything in heaven comes apart
The bottle brush the swing top bin
The lumps that grown beneath our skin
The roulette wheel conspiring talk
The rhythm of the penguins walk
The years of grief the libelous hint
The plasma of the innocent
The untraced lie the verbal dart
Everything in heaven comes apart
Everything in heaven comes apart
The atom and the tsetse fly
Deceits which we now justify
Everything in heaven comes apart
The zebras stripe the callous joke
The anthem that the bullfrogs croak
The nightingale the damming phrase
The unseen rage of all our days
The beetles brain the sour jibe
The self advancement moral bribe
The lepers souls the withered heart
Everything in heaven comes apart
Comes apart explains itself and shows it's complex ways
To see at last is to be free from a complicated maze
Comes apart explains itself and shows its complex ways
Everything in heaven comes apart
Everything in heaven comes apart
The pogo stick the monkey gland
The bloody strife fought overland
Everything in heaven comes apart
The private scam the public face
The press release attempt at grace
The olive branch the passport queue
The fifteen minute super loo
The Parrots blink the gamma ray
The things the dead would like to say
The daffodil the words that smart
Everything in heaven comes apart
Everything in heaven comes apart
The diamond ring the ocean song
The conversation that went wrong
Everything in heaven comes apart
The dry stone wall the forest fire
The smile that turned into desire
The rising sun the chain store suit
The blank gaze of the destitute
The tender kiss the pious mask
Questions we all meant to ask
All the plans we had but couldn't start
Everything in heaven comes apart
Comes apart explains itself and shows it's complex ways
To see at last is to be free from a complicated maze
Comes apart explains itself and shows its complex ways
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Monday, November 19, 2007
Really F***ing Angry
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Busy Weekend
That said we've not had much chance to worry about that, been keeping ourselves busy indoors instead. After yesterdays foray into DIY of the painting variety, we had an evening out with the family.
Before we left I was chatting to Will on gmail, he was home alone after his accident, his analogy to the all time great Jimmy Stewart in Rear Window probably explains more than I ever could. He's down, and unfortunately I have to cut our chat short because we are late. I never made it home with time to resume our chat either because of how the evening went. He's probably relived, as he escaped my terrible jokes but I felt a little guilty not being able to try and cheer up a friend.
Catching up with members of the family was fun though, some of whom I've not seen for a while, and others who I will see again tonight here to see Martyn Joseph.
In the meantime we're catching up with films that we've recorded from the TV over the last few weeks. We've watched Flight of the Phoenix (which reminds me of another Jimmy Stewart link as he starred in the original) I think I preferred the original but it's still a good film none the less. Up next is another remake; The Manchurian Candidate with another great actor Denzel Washington, who we also hope to see soon in American Gangster.
Anyway enough already, I'm burbling now.
Saturday, November 17, 2007
If You Have Nothing To Talk About...
People around seem to be full of cold, flu or whatever else.
I've finished the decorating from the leaky roof, and now just have the light fitting to put back, when the paint has dried.
The garden is looking quite sad at the moment, the leaves are mostly down from the trees, just a few remaining, the rest need sweeping up, but I like walking across the yard shuffling through that have fallen, I like the noise it makes :)
Christmas seems to be drawing closer. As it will be our first Christmas in our new house, we're having the family (or at least some of it) here for Christmas day. We've already brought our Turkey, we brought in nearly a month ago, because they were on special, so there is nothing to fear from the media hysteria that I've now read more than once - "Christmas Turkey Crisis", "£100 Christmas Turkeys". Get real please. I am sure some people would pay an extortionate amount, but most won't.
I've sat here typing watching Long Tailed Tits flit through the garden, inspecting the birch tree for bugs, and the Goldfinch feed on the Niger seeds. It's been a while since I've sat here at looked out, either it's been dark or we've been busy elsewhere.
On another note it's their anniversary today. Please stop by and wish them a happy anniversary. Just don't mention the crutches!
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Monday, November 12, 2007
Confused[dot]blog
Weekend
Friday, November 09, 2007
Mason Bee Home
Having always been a fan of Blue Peter, I decided that I'd have a go, constructing one from an old section of plastic drainpipe, bamboo canes, and duck tape (for speed)!
It's been secured in a warm sunny spot. All I need to do now, is wait and see if we have any residents take up home!
One about Christmas Shopping
Friday, October 26, 2007
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
The One About Trainspotters
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Still Here
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Concern
Now I know that part of my concern is irrational. You see when I was about 12 I was knocked off my bike on my paper-round. Not my fault, was hit from behind by some driver who was up too early and half-asleep. I now will rarely ride a bike anywhere. The roads are busier and more dangerous than when I was 12 so the risk is greater, right? The irrational bit is thinking that something similar or worse, will happen to my GF.
The rational bit says that she needs the bike to make getting to work easier or at least a little quicker. Not being a driver (no licence), and now having moved from an evening to a daytime shift there is no one to give her a lift at least one-way.
The irrational bit is not helped by the whole helmet thing or the fact that when I picked up the bike it was supposed to have been assembled by professionals who know what they are doing. All I can say is that they might have been professionals but not in building bikes. Even I can spot the fact that the headset (handlebars) turn without turning the front wheel, and I'm not a rocket scientist.
Anyway hopefully I can calm my irrational fears, hopefully my GF will wear her helmet, hopefully nothing bad will happen.
Friday, September 28, 2007
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Out of Touch
This week however I am on leave, i.e. no work, plenty of time then for all that "stuff", but no, still time seems to be passing me by. I guess most of my "stuff" involves not doing very much, and so consequently I feel guilty.
Take this morning for example. I thought I would sit and do some housekeeping on the blog. It's still not quite how I want it, kind of a skin that doesn't fit properly yet. I wanted to sort out my blogroll - having separated out the wildlife blogs I also wanted to separate out, and give more prominence to those blogs I read regularly, which are in my opinion the best blogs in the world ever. To undermine my plan however is the fact that blogrolling is down and I can't log-in. Similarly I want to add my Sitemeter code, but can't remember my password, and the retrieve by email has yet to send me it. Therefore I guess in the meantime, I'll have to make do with this simple post and come back and finish off the housekeeping another time.
Sunday, September 23, 2007
I'm Back!
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Hello?
Sunday, September 16, 2007
A Full Day
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Enthusiasm
Saturday, September 08, 2007
Bookworm
Some become Bookcrossing books, but most go back on the shelves, slightly re-ordered, but better stacked, and neater and tidier. Today however I feel we have reached a tipping point. No matter how hard I try they won't all go back on. It's time to face facts. We have more books than we have bookshelf space for. Something will have to give.
We need more shelves!
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Sunday, September 02, 2007
Weekends are all too short
With friends around yesterday, that has left us just today, to go to the pet store to stock up on dog food, garden bird food, and other odds and ends. Plant some seeds, in our newly sorted vegetable border, having spent the bank holiday weekend transplanting what was previously there to other parts of the garden.
The highlight of our weekend, will be, as it always is, a long walk with the dog, followed by a proper Sunday dinner. Then sadly it is back to work tomorrow.
Saturday, September 01, 2007
Starting from Scratch
For the time being I am leaving the other blog in place, just in case there are other readers who haven 't yet seen the last post there, and might still want to read my inane witterings.
So why "Wild Tales"? Well because I wanted to write more about the world around me, and names like Urban Wildlife etc were all taken. (Note to self: Must check out some of the names that were taken, you never know where you inspiration might come from). For now I consider this site a work in progress, although if I'm truthful it always will be. I enjoy writing. I profess that perhaps I'm not that good at it, but then as the saying goes; "Practice makes perfect." As you might also know, I don't always have that much time for it either, so maybe a new home will make me write more (no please don't, I hear you cry)!
In terms of the rest of this page, structure etc I'll probably keep adding, changing things I see blogger has changed somewhat, and there is all sorts of cool stuff to play with.
Anyway, welcome. Pull up a chair by the fire. Pour a glass of wine, beer, mug of tea.